The truth about the country we're living in.

okay. so we already now what is linz famous for, cause pico once told us, that one of the first things you find when googling for linz is that hitler's mother tomb is here.

now hereby i can inform you what is austria's itself speciality. maybe you think these are mozart kugeln or joyful cows cheerfully chewing grass on alps' pictoresque slopes? no, i tell you! christoph told me that what austria has the highest rate of is the highest in the world average number of rescue helicopters per one citizen.

so, dear erasmus, don't fear anything! day and night you stay guarded by 0,023 of a rescue helicopter.